Every burden is a blessing.

You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin’!

What’s good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart.

In this dark, when we all talk at once, some of us must learn to whistle.

Women aren’t as mere as they used to be.

Some is more equal than others, as is well known. It ain’t that your majority is outnumbered, you’re just out-surrounded.

Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday...

Traces of nobility, gentleness, and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly...

Don’t believe something just because you didn’t read it in the papers. Wait until you haven’t seen it on television.

Don’t take life so serious. It ain’t no-hows permanent.